ROBERT “The Traveller” Hill Wins Election!
by Chris Van Vechten
It’s official, Robert “the Traveller” Hill seems to have successfully overcome an organized effort by the Democratic Party to keep him from winning the usually non-competitive “precinct committee officer” (PCO) seat. Mr. Hill is currently leading in the polls with 67.85% of the vote, though rumor has it that the 27th District Democrats – fearing that Mr. Hill’s behavior would bring their organization into ill-repute, organized a phone-bank “write-in opponent” – namely, a member of the very Tacoma City Council mister Hill is known to harass. Since the county auditor has not fully tallied all the write-in votes yet, it is still too soon to know for certain, but this Melon columnist is ready to call the race a lock.
Here’s the stats:
Precinct Committee Officer 27-322
D- Robert Hill: 95 votes
R- Edward L Bryant, Jr: 29 votes
Write-In: 16 votes



August 20th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Holy piss.
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August 20th, 2008 at 2:29 am
Hahahahahaha. Awesome. Doesn’t look like he has too much power, but it’s still a victory!
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August 20th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Sweet baby elvis!
http://www.co.pierce.wa.us/pc/abtus/ourorg/aud/elections/misc/currentresults.htm
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August 20th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Oh my god! When will we know, Chris!
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August 20th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
A few days, more write-ins are being tallied so The Traveller is losing some ground (about 2% since last night) but it looks too little too late.
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August 20th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I see great things in the future of our friend the traveller
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