ROBERT “The Traveller” Hill Wins Election!

by Chris Van Vechten

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It’s official, Robert “the Traveller” Hill seems to have successfully overcome an organized effort by the Democratic Party to keep him from winning the usually non-competitive “precinct committee officer” (PCO) seat. Mr. Hill is currently leading in the polls with 67.85% of the vote, though rumor has it that the 27th District Democrats – fearing that Mr. Hill’s behavior would bring their organization into ill-repute, organized a phone-bank “write-in opponent” – namely, a member of the very Tacoma City Council mister Hill is known to harass. Since the county auditor has not fully tallied all the write-in votes yet, it is still too soon to know for certain, but this Melon columnist is ready to call the race a lock.

Here’s the stats:
Precinct Committee Officer 27-322
D- Robert Hill: 95 votes
R- Edward L Bryant, Jr: 29 votes
Write-In: 16 votes

6 Responses to “ROBERT “The Traveller” Hill Wins Election!”

  1. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    Holy piss.

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  2. Liam Rosen Liam Rosen Says:

    Hahahahahaha. Awesome. Doesn’t look like he has too much power, but it’s still a victory!

    Reply

  3. RR Anderson RR Anderson Says:

    Sweet baby elvis!

    http://www.co.pierce.wa.us/pc/abtus/ourorg/aud/elections/misc/currentresults.htm

    Reply

  4. Joe La Sac Joe La Sac Says:

    Oh my god! When will we know, Chris!

    Reply

  5. Harvard West Harvard West Says:

    A few days, more write-ins are being tallied so The Traveller is losing some ground (about 2% since last night) but it looks too little too late.

    Reply

  6. RR Anderson RR Anderson Says:

    I see great things in the future of our friend the traveller

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