Live-Blogging the VP Debate
by Electric Elliot
Shark + Barracuda + Electricity = Fish Sticks
This Thursday, for the first time in the history of the universe, The Melon’s Electric Elliot will be live-blogging the Vice-Presidential debate. Who’s winning? Who’s losing? Can one really win a lose a debate with this magnitude of pandering? One thing is for sure, with Electric Elliot at the helm (yes, I’m speaking in 3rd person) everyone will be burned.
Join me at 6pm PST and for an hour and a half of pure verbal murder on these Veep hopefuls. Who came up with Veep anyway? Isn’t VP abbreviated enough? F*cking media idiots!

