Presidential Debate Live Blog II: The Revenge

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6:30PM:  Dammit, he meant Boeing tanker projects.


6:31PM:  Obama:  ”Sacrifices?  Ummm, less shopping.”


6:33PM:  Obama’s blowing it again.


Brandon Lueken

Wait, was the airline oil tanker deal McCain sunk that one of the key Boeing contracts?


6:34PM:  Obama:  Sharing the burden – thank god.  He finally got back on message.


6:36PM:  In the first presidential debate McCain compared Obama’s refusal to admit that we’re winning in Iraq to the dogmatic nature of president Bush.  He just compared his tax policy to president Hoover.  Wait 30 more minutes and he’ll be comparing Obama’s health plan to Rasputin’s!


6:39PM:  Why did the Straight Talk Express cross the road?  To nail JELLO to the wall.


6:42PM: McCain is probably the first candidate in history to campaign on his lack of popularity.


6:43PM:  ”MY FRIENDS” METER = 17


6:44PM:  McCain: “We’re going to have to make sacrifices, we’re going to have to prioritize, things are going to be tough….our best days are ahead of us.”


Walker Lindley

It’s official, McCain just admitted that he’s pro-French!


6:47PM:  We can’t nail Obama’s policies through JELLO, but we can drill here and drill now.


6:48PM:  Tom B just asked the best question yet.  Silicon VS Manhattan


6:50PM:  Is health a commodity?  No, but coffins are.


6:53PM:  It’s official, Obama wants to insure that everyone gets mammograms.


6:54PM:  Holy Crap!  If Senator Obama finds out The Melon doesn’t provide health-coverage to our employees, we’re sunk!


6:55PM:  “MY FRIENDS” METER = 20


6:57PM:  Thank God, Obama says its a right to be heathy.  I was getting worried about him.


6:59PM:  Obama is finally debating.  Only took him a full hour.  It maybe too late to cut into McCain though


Walker Lindley

Obama also wants to make sure we don’t lose our maternity coverage. Does that mean healthcare plans are preventing you from getting pregnant or helping you get pregnant?


7:00PM:  Could it be that we are now too poor to peacefully invade and occupy rouge nations?


7:03PM:  Obama, please call for a NEW AGE NEW DEAL for AMERICA


7:07PM:  McCain, “Iranian influence will increase in Iraq if we pull-out now.”  The Iraqi’s have elected a pro-Iran Shia Prime Minister for Christ’s sake!.


Brandon Lueken

If we leave Iraq, that’s a BIG bill we don’t have to pay. It’s all tied together.


Yeah but, to be honest, the 8-year quarantine Clinton imposed on Iraq that was periodically defined by sorties wasn’t cheap either.


Jen Drake

McCain: “President Reagan, my hero.”

Someone explain why Reagan trumps God. please.

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OHHHHHHHHHHHH! McCain said, “darn sure.” IT’S A PLOT TO BE CUTE!


Walker Lindley

McCain: “Al Qaeda would have reestablished a base in Iraq”. Al Qaeda didn’t have a base in Iraq before we invaded. Our invasion emboldened Al Qaeda in Iraq.

McCain thinks we should be careful to only send troops when they would improve the situation, that he has the expertise to know when that’s right. And yet he worked hard to send troops to Afghanistan and Iraq when our presence there clearly hasn’t improved the situation there.


7:11PM:  ANNNNN.  Teddy Roosevelt said “Walk softly” not “Talk Softly.”


7:12PM:  McCain:  Pursue Bin-Laden to the Gates of Hell, but stop short of Pakistan.


7:14PM:   McCain:  Don’t you dare follow-up with me motherfucker, I will bury you alive!


7:18PM:  This War is endless, and almost pointless.


Brandon Lueken

@Walker Lindley, “I’m not going to telegraph my punches” sounds an awful like “I’m erratic and dangerous.”


7:20PM:  In the first debate, McCain seemed like he was preparing to receive a lifetime achievement award.  Today, he seems like he could be president.  Obama’s responses are too brief, to generic and too erratic.  I don’t buy the theories of the pundits who feel that when you’re ahead, you abandon ideology.


7:22PM:  Obama, “the resurgence of Russia”  did Russia ever disappear?



Jen Drake

McCain: We have to show Russia that this isn’t acceptable to invade Georgia. What will I do? INVADE THE LITTLE SHITS!

Obama: the resurgence of Russia is one of the issues we’ll have to deal with in the next Presidency.

Citizen Jen:((WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, Obama??? I thought Palin had it all under control!))


McCain goes a full half-hour without throwing a “my friends” out there


7:25PM:  Love the Russian, hate the sinner.


7:27PM:  Is anyone else under the impression that both McCain and Obama are simultaneously running for mayor of Jerusalem as a back-up?


7:29PM:  The best way to deal with an angry marginalized state is to impose “the squeeze” on it.


7:30PM:  Thank God, the last question.


7:31PM  What don’t you know?  How will you learn it?

Obama:  My wife


7:33PM:  What don’t you know?  How will you learn it?

McCain:  I lack the ability to predict the future.  I also don’t know where several countries are on the map.  I am also unaware of the unexpected.  But when I was kid, i knew many people who were middle-class and who had to struggle for hope.  Bottom line, I know how to steer a ship.


7:35PM:  Whoo, Cindy McCain practically ducked that kiss from John















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136 Responses to “Presidential Debate Live Blog II: The Revenge”

  1. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    I’m going to go with “three-alarm fire.” It’s going to be ugly, but not terrible.

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  2. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    I’m going to say Level Orange on the Terrorize America-o-meter.

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  3. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Right now CNN has a smarmy guy on who’s clearly a McCain partisan, but is just being labeled as a blogger. Ugh, the whole point of blogging is that you can be up front about your bias. There was another “blogger” there, but they didn’t give her a chance to speak at all.

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  4. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    I wonder if we’re going to hear about all of the hate speech coming out of McCain/Palin rallies over the last couple of days. They’re getting pretty ugly.

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  5. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    Bloggers get put down because “blogger” is such a stupid word. They might as well call us poopers. That sounds about the same. Journalists are all smug over their fancy smancy dignified diction. POOPERS UNITE!

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  6. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    Brokaw is moderating this thing. Pleh.

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  7. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    What’s the deal with the town hall thing? Does that mean anything?

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  8. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Fun fact for those following at home: Tom Brokaw has ties to the Bush administration.

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    Chris Van Vechten

    Chris Van Vechten Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, What ties exactly?

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  9. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    McCain looked like a robot when he was walking in. He was really stiff and bouncy looking.

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  10. Ari Milner ariness Says:

    Drinking on: change, hope, maverick, reform, economy, bailout, nuclear. did I miss any?

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  11. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Town hall means that “normal people” will be asking the pre-approved questions instead of Brokaw.

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  12. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    And it means that the people are sitting around the candidates. It’s a trap!

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  13. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Chris, Obama’s a uniter, he doesn’t believe in red ties or blue ties.

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    Electric Elliot

    Electric Elliot Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, It’s because he supports not banning gay marriage. He’s an American hero!

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  14. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    I know McCain’s shoulders were injured in Vietnam and all, but he doesn’t look calm or relaxed. Not that I would be, but I would hope both of these candidates are by now.

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  15. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    And I don’t trust old people, so no dice Johnny.

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  16. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Woah! And the rules have already been broken. The rules for this debate said no follow-up questions. Both campaigns were expecting it though, I hear.

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  17. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Wow, McCains knows what eBay is. Maybe he’ll start using the intarwebz soon.

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    Ari Milner

    ariness Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, I think you mean TEH intarwebz ;)

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  18. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    Obama: The key is not answering the question.

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  19. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Also, McCain said he wants the Treas. Sec. to buy up mortgages and renegotiate them. That can’t happen under the current plan, though, because we’re buying the securities and the mortgages have already been split up into so many pieces, we can’t really put them back together. The only way to allow for renegotiation is to let judges do it, but Republicans have been vehemently against that and McCain certainly didn’t convince his friends to change their position.

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  20. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    Wow. McCain just dropped a steaming pile of bullshit suggesting the economy is Obama’s fault.

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  21. Brandon Lueken Brandon Lueken Says:

    Obama speaking surprisingly fluidly despite prior problems with off the cuff speaking.

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    Ari Milner

    ariness Reply:

    @Brandon Lueken, I agree. He usually needs to pause more. He’s on tonight.

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  22. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    It is true though that the Dems recieved a lot of contributors from freddy mac and fanny mae. Didn’t fanny mae make candies once upon a time ;)

    What stupid names though. This sounds like a playground fight. “It was Fanny and Freddy who started it!”

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Electric Elliot, Dems may get money from Fannie and Freddie, but McCain’s campaign manager was taking money from them right up until they went under.

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  23. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    The plan is not to buy the loans, we’re buying the securitized loans. Which means big companies will get the money and average people will see nothing. We also have yet to hear anything about commercial paper yet and that’s the problem. Obama has hinted at it, but they haven’t actually talked about it.

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  24. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    Didn’t the Democrats support deregulation and allow fanny and freddy to give out loans?

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Electric Elliot, Fannie and Freddy were created to give out loans. Dems in general are for regulation, but they’ve certainly voted for deregulation at times. Particularly the bill that created a lot of the problems we’re seeing now was passed on a bi-partisan basis, although it was attached to an unrelated bill by Phil Gramm (McCain’s economic adviser).

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  25. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    McCain: “We’re the best importers.” How is that a good thing?

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    Electric Elliot

    Electric Elliot Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, our principle export now a days is the film industry. How much money do you think the bailout gave to LA?

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Electric Elliot, none. All the money’s going to Wall Street and they’re so scared that they’re not going to loan any of it out.

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    Chris Van Vechten

    Chris Van Vechten Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, here-here

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  26. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    Doubled our national debt under Bush? Is this accurate?

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    Electric Elliot

    Electric Elliot Reply:

    @Jen Drake, I think so. At least doubled.

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Jen Drake, I don’t think it is. I think Bush came in at 5.5 trillion and now we’re up to almost 10.5 trillion, but don’t quote me on that.

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Jen Drake, The best source I can find quickly is: http://zfacts.com/p/318.html , but it’s not great.

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    Chris Van Vechten

    Chris Van Vechten Reply:

    @Jen Drake, roughly yes.

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  27. Brandon Lueken Brandon Lueken Says:

    Implied Maverick declaration at 6:21.

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  28. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Chris, I kind of agree with you, but consider what the response would be if he said that. McCain would come back with “Obama is using fear to get you to vote for him. He’s not selling hope, he’s selling fear and despair and you shouldn’t vote for him.”

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  29. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    Depressingly enough, in each election cycle the Presidential candidates talk about rooting out special interests…

    and the fairy tale ends:

    they never do.

    They sleep with them.

    Mrrreow.

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  30. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    McCain is sounding kind of descheveled. “My friends! I do not support museums!”

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Electric Elliot, dude, museums fuckin’ suck. We don’t want to waste our money on education and stuff.

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  31. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    haha. He said nuclear.

    Oh. wait. That’s how it is said.

    dammit. I’m so used to nu clu er under Bush, I don’t know if I can handle the change.

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    Electric Elliot

    Electric Elliot Reply:

    @Jen Drake, Change is coming!

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    Ari Milner

    ariness Reply:

    @Jen Drake, It’s ok. Palin said NuCuelar enough for both of them on Thu.

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  32. Brandon Lueken Brandon Lueken Says:

    Hmm. Suspicious of the moon comment. That almost screams “I don’t have details.”

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  33. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Man, Brokaw’s the cranky one here.

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  34. Brandon Lueken Brandon Lueken Says:

    Wait, was the airline oil tanker deal McCain sunk that one of the key Boeing contracts?

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Brandon Lueken, it’s the one that Boeing wanted, but went to Airbus. There was some shadiness there, though, because some of McCain had some ties to Boeing at the time, so that made it not look so great.

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  35. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

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    Electric Elliot

    Electric Elliot Reply:

    I freaking love this god damn song!

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  36. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    Wow, Chris, this 78 year old lady from Chicago sounds like you–we’re never asked to sacrifice anything personal near and dear to us.

    McCain: we’ll reduce healthcare for dying people. They are already dying, so wtf?

    McCain: We’re gonna have to tell the American people that spending is going to have to be cut.

    Citizen #1: wha?????

    Obama: Giggity giggity. For reals. WTF McCain! Tell frickin’ Congress to cut!

    McCain: we can get ‘em all done, because that’s what Americans have been doing.

    ****

    I like how Obama said Bush dropped the ball by telling Americans to go out and spend more rather than learn to conserve.

    Obama pwnd McCain on this question.

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  37. Brandon Lueken Brandon Lueken Says:

    They are still dodging a great deal of the actual questions and harping on energy.

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  38. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    What was McCain trying to do with the Hoover/protectionism comment?

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    Brandon Lueken

    Brandon Lueken Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, get history majors to freak out and chug their beers.

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    Chris Van Vechten

    Chris Van Vechten Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, draw a link between OBama and the Republican Party McCain hates so much.

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  39. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    mcbrains

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    Brandon Lueken

    Brandon Lueken Reply:

    @Electric Elliot, a vote for McCain is a vote for the zombie apocalypse.

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  40. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Obama rambled a bit with his answer on Social Security, but he managed to land a solid hit on McCain before rambling back to the topic at the very end.

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  41. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Ya, McCain’s not too popular with his own party when he’s trying to get them to vote for a bailout.

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  42. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    So McCain wants to create a commission and then blindly accept their conclusion without any debate? That’s the best possible solution?

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  43. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    6:39PM: Why did the Straight Talk Express cross the road? To nail JELLO to the wall.

    Nice :)

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    Jen Drake

    Jen Drake Reply:

    @Electric Elliot, hahaha! I have nothing else to add. hahaha!

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  44. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    It’s official, McCain just admitted that he’s pro-French!

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    Brandon Lueken

    Brandon Lueken Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, The crepes were just too much.

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  45. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    No Obama, you’re wrong. The Internet was invented by the Defense Department for communication. Computers were invented by (1) Charles Babbage, (2) John Von Neumann, or (3) Alan Turing, take your pick.

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    Ari Milner

    ariness Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, Obama knows that using the names of 1337 haX0rZ doesn’t go over well with mainstream America. He dumbs down some of his language when he speaks.

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  46. Brandon Lueken Brandon Lueken Says:

    McCain: I’m too old to look at lights, WAVE AT ME.

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  47. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    McCain is for big-government research for green energy? A few months ago he wanted to create a bounty for private companies to do the research.

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  48. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    McCain: “I’m against big oil, we need to drill more!”

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  49. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    http://a.abcnews.com/images/Politics/faceoff_mccain_obama_080509_mn.jpg

    Antique pot calls the kettle black.

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Jen Drake, type something like

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, Damnit. try:

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, I give up.

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, One more try: <img src=”image_address”>

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  50. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    um, Elliot, how do you make the picture appear in the comments section?

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    Electric Elliot

    Electric Elliot Reply:

    @Jen Drake, Use the first one: http://www.w3schools.com/HTML/html_images.asp

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  51. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

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  52. Brandon Lueken Brandon Lueken Says:

    FINALLY AN ANSWER! Obama: Health care is a right.

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  53. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    ((hopefully this works))

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  54. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Obama also wants to make sure we don’t lose our maternity coverage. Does that mean healthcare plans are preventing you from getting pregnant or helping you get pregnant?

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  55. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    ((hopefully THIS works))

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  56. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    McCain, the question wasn’t about being strong militarily, the question was about making peace around the world. Those are two different things.

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  57. Brandon Lueken Brandon Lueken Says:

    If we leave Iraq, that’s a BIG bill we don’t have to pay. It’s all tied together.

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  58. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    ok. I’ll quit trying to put a picture in (I’ll figure it out later).

    ****

    McCain said Kas uh vah, not Kosovo.

    “Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, oh yah oh yah!”

    For all our fervor to watch this debate, I still have a sinking feeling it is all just bullshit. I wonder if young fresh virginal faith in our President will ever be re-established again?

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  59. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Why do questions about creating peace in the world always get answers related to the military? Peace through war doesn’t work, that’s not how peace is fostered. We can create peace in the world by working to eliminate disease, hunger, and poverty. We can create peace by banding together with the entire world to address the myriad problems posed by global warming. We do not create peace in the world by invading other countries unilaterally while waving the shining banner of spreading democracy.

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    Chris Van Vechten

    Chris Van Vechten Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, hippie pot-head. Violence is a time-tested method of problem solving.

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  60. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    McCain: “Al Qaeda would have reestablished a base in Iraq”. Al Qaeda didn’t have a base in Iraq before we invaded. Our invasion emboldened Al Qaeda in Iraq.

    McCain thinks we should be careful to only send troops when they would improve the situation, that he has the expertise to know when that’s right. And yet he worked hard to send troops to Afghanistan and Iraq when our presence there clearly hasn’t improved the situation there.

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    Chris Van Vechten

    Chris Van Vechten Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, Out of the 70 or so countries that were known to have Al Qaeda cells in them prior to 9/11, we chose to invade one of the few that did not.

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  61. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    McCain: “President Reagan, my hero.”

    Someone explain why Reagan trumps God. please.

    ********

    OHHHHHHHHHHHH! McCain said, “darn sure.” IT’S A PLOT TO BE CUTE!

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    Jen Drake

    Jen Drake Reply:

    @Jen Drake: Teddy Roosevelt apparently is his hero, as well. Where is god? Is god dead, McCain?

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  62. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

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    Electric Elliot

    Electric Elliot Reply:

    @Electric Elliot, Didn’t he just say his hero was Reagan? You can’t have two heroes, that’s illegal!

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    Ari Milner

    ariness Reply:

    @Electric Elliot, McCain’s Heroes:
    1) Reagan
    2) Pres Teddy
    3) G-d

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    Chris Van Vechten

    Chris Van Vechten Reply:

    @ariness,
    1) Reagan
    2) Pres Teddy
    3) G-d
    4) Joe Lieberman

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  63. Brandon Lueken Brandon Lueken Says:

    Woah! Big words from Obama. Invade, Kill, and Crush.

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    Electric Elliot

    Electric Elliot Reply:

    @Brandon Lueken, “I will crush her”

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  64. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Obama wants to change our policies with Pakistan even though the essential part of his Pakistan policy, the primary way he’s different than McCain is precisely the same and Bush’s Pakistan policy? That doesn’t make sense. We’re need to change our policy by keeping it the same?

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    Brandon Lueken

    Brandon Lueken Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, Apparently.

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  65. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    It sounds like McCain is saying that he’s also for cross-border raids without Pakistan’s permission, but that he just thinks it’s bad to say so out loud. So that kinda makes McCain a backstabbing prick, doesn’t it?

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    Brandon Lueken

    Brandon Lueken Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, Obama seems to be calling him out on it.

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    Brandon Lueken

    Brandon Lueken Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, “I’m not going to telegraph my punches” sounds an awful like “I’m erratic and dangerous.”

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Brandon Lueken, indeed.

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  66. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    It’s nice to see the boys get down and dirty in their illegal responses to each other.

    Obama knows pop culture. At least 1980s pop culture of the Beach Boys (bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran).

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  67. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    So McCain knows how to find and kill Bin Laden, but won’t tell anyone? He’s willing to continue to put American lives in danger so that he can get the credit for getting Bin Laden? Is that really the argument he’s making? If he knows how to catch Bin Laden better than the whole US military, he should go tell them how to right now behind closed doors (since he’s worried about telegraphs)!

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  68. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    McCain: “The most important thing about Afghanistan is that we use the same strategy as Iraq.” His claim is not that we must win or that we must choose a successful strategy, we must choose the same strategy as Iraq.

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  69. Electric Elliot Electric Elliot Says:

    Why do they always have to preface internet questions with “this is from the internet.” It’s not another world, it’s a communication tool!

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    Walker Lindley

    Walker Lindley Reply:

    @Electric Elliot, it’s so McCain knows to hide. The Internet is scary for him!

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  70. Brandon Lueken Brandon Lueken Says:

    Ooooh, Russia. This could be interesting.

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    Brandon Lueken

    Brandon Lueken Reply:

    @Brandon Lueken, Oh wait. Too late. This is really not as good as the VP debate.

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  71. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Really? The KGB/eyes line again? I don’t think it’s that good, but what do other people think? Has it focus grouped well or something?

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    Electric Elliot

    Electric Elliot Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, it’s dumb. Just like “my friends” and Palin’s “golly-gee” winks.

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  72. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    McCain: We have to show Russia that this isn’t acceptable to invade Georgia. What will I do? INVADE THE LITTLE SHITS!

    Obama: the resurgence of Russia is one of the issues we’ll have to deal with in the next Presidency.

    Citizen Jen:((WHAT DOES THIS MEAN, Obama??? I thought Palin had it all under control!))

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  73. Brandon Lueken Brandon Lueken Says:

    My housemates are very irritated with the debate. One of them just threw something at the TV.

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    Electric Elliot

    Electric Elliot Reply:

    @Brandon Lueken, this debate is very irritating. It’s not an actual debate, just a back and forth, my friend.

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  74. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Seriously, a question about Iran attacking Israel? What are the chances of that happening? Iran’s not that dumb.

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    Electric Elliot

    Electric Elliot Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, We’re not going to let another holocaust happen. It’s so obviously going to. I’m anti-holocaust, I’m a good person.

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  75. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    Ronald Reagan: Russia is an evil empire.

    Obama: they still have nationalist impulses that are very dangerous.

    McCain: maybe. It depends on a lot of things. If I say yes, than that means we’re igniting the cold war. If I say no, that means I am ignoring their behavior.

    Citizen Jen: Nice to see you are doing so well, Reagan! My, Botox? No? Ahhh! I couldn’t tell! Plastic surgery! Well, ol boy, keep marching!

    ummmm, nationalist impulses that are still dangerous? ummm…

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  76. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    McCain: “If Iran gets nuclear weapons, all the other countries in the Middle East do, too.” How does that make sense? A lot of the countries there hate each other, they’re not going to give nuclear weapons to their enemies.

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  77. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Really? That’s the last question? Brokaw should’ve asked, “what plant would you be and why?”

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  78. Ari Milner ariness Says:

    I am thoroughly disappointed in McCain overall. He was significantly less boring last debate.

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  79. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    Peggy from Amhurst, NH that has a Zen like quality: What don’t you know, and how will you learn it?

    Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Tree falling in the forest.

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  80. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    Let’s talk about the known knowns, the known unknowns, the unknown knowns, and the unknown unknowns.

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    Brandon Lueken

    Brandon Lueken Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, Exactly my reaction.

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  81. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    HAHA! Brokaw totally told McCain off!! “MOVE SO I CAN READ MY FUCKING SCRIPT, ASSHOLE!”

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  82. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    And that’s all she wrote, folks! Chris, I hope you enjoy the 120+ emails you’ll get notifying you of each of these comments.

    Also, Brokaw can’t thank people without a script.

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    Electric Elliot

    Electric Elliot Reply:

    @Walker Lindley, that function is disengaged.

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  83. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    I am creeped out by Mrs. McCain. She’s a warlock or something from World of Warcraft.

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  84. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

    Obama: Supastar! (sniffs hands that were formerly under armpits)

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  85. Walker Lindley Walker Lindley Says:

    We didn’t hear about Bill Ayers at all, I’m kinda surprised.

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  86. Jen Drake Jen Drake Says:

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  87. ixia ixia Says:

    Couple of things: McCain said HE would answer the question on how to fix Social Security and Medicare. Did he ever answer…….nope.
    He said for secretary of the treasury he would hire Meg what’s her name from e-bay. Didn’t she get fired from that job? And now she is republican???
    High five McCain…ohh….sorry

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  88. lrosen lrosen Says:

    That was the worst debate I’ve ever seen. What a terrible format! We spent most of the time making fun of the people in the audience. None of the candidates answered the questions (probably a good idea, most of them were terrible), both of them also refused to follow the rules of the debate.

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