Gold-Digging: Sex for Meat
by Jen Drake
In a not-so-surprising-but-still-fascinating twist, researcher Cristina Gomes, along with colleagues from the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Germany, recorded chimpanzees trading sex for food in the Tai Forest of the Ivory Coast.
In a June 2004 Wenner-Gren Foundation grant study, she and her colleagues recorded grooming, aggression, aggressive support, food sharing, and copulations as traded biological commodities on the meat market. Male and female chimps groomed other chimps that groomed them in return, supporting Cristina’s original hypothesis that grooming suggests an exchangeable complex biological market.
Her second study, published this week on April 8th, shows an interesting tweak on her commodities market theory: since females do not often hunt other animals, they trade sex in exchange for meat. Cristina wrote in PLoS ONE, “The meat-for-sex hypothesis aims at explaining these cases by proposing that males and females exchange meat for sex, which would result in males increasing their mating success and females increasing their caloric intake without suffering the energetic costs and potential risk of injury related to hunting.”
Not only is this observation fascinating, but the long-term effects, as well. Males do share meat for sex, but they are also sharing … for the sake of sharing, which means in the long run, they get more sex since they cultivate their female counterparts. As the females get more protein in their diet, they are more likely to come into estrous, and once pregnant, carry a healthier offspring. Survival of the fittest, a natural phenomenon that occurs in all life, is outplayed here as the gene pool expands and a sharing male’s genetic spawn continue the same tradition … if they are smart, that is.
Anthropologists must be all over this study, to determine if men will have a greater copulative success rate by bringing better quality produce home from local farmer’s markets. Sharing is caring.
It is a biological fascination to make connections between species, especially when they can be directly related to the human experience. If male chimps cultivate a food caretaker mentality, how do human males outplay a similar enactment? How do human females respond, and what, exactly, is it that women are looking for in a man? It is the eternal question that neither sex may fully be able to pie graph for one other.
While chimps trade meat for sex, women get bigger, better, and more orgasms if their partner has a good chunk of money available. In another fascinating study, Dr. Thomas Pollet, a Newcastle University psychologist who, frankly, is quite young himself, recently submitted research that suggested “the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.” Pollet believes this phenomena is an evolutionary adaptation, hard-wired into women, “suggesting that women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers.”
And meat shoppers, but of course, not their own meat–man’s meat.
You heard it here, The Melon.



April 8th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
It’s true. not only works with meaty cheeseburgers but steak fries as well. Just ask my wife!
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Jen Drake Reply:
April 8th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@RR Anderson, how’s your bank account looking? I’ll use that to determine your wife’s excursions to the nether-world!
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April 8th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers, just like all people are inherently programmed to believe in God. A claim that is easily latched onto by the media that extrapolates it farther than the research could possibly show.
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Jen Drake Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 10:22 am
@Glynnis Kirchmeier, I totally agree with you, but for humor purposes I decided to leave it be without excess commentary on that direct quote. I also believe the young researcher meant it to be satirical as well.
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April 8th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Hee… fascinating. I think I orgasm harder when the money is of my own accord and in my own account. But hmmmm… I should seek out to see if this is all true. Hey… I like orgasms and money. It’s a win win situation!
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Jen Drake Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 10:23 am
@Helen, Isn’t it, though?
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April 9th, 2009 at 10:26 am
It would appear that females like anything that makes life more difficult for males, or so said a fellow male classmate when discussing this topic.
Such as the male praying mantis. He thinks he’s gonna get some, but while the female is in orgasmic bliss she bites the male’s head off during this copulative experience.
Sexual selection is not always a good thing for very handsome males.
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