So, the Wal-mart story lost a bit of steam on Twitter as Tacoma politicos switched over to the potential teacher’s strike (I suggest Tacomamama’s twitter feed if you would like to relieve every detail surrounding that potential disaster), but that doesn’t mean nothing came of it. I had demanded better tweets, and I believe we received them.

We have two Tacoma-pians that are willing to represent the true spirit of Twitter while informing you of the devastating impact of the Wal-Mart invasion, in the 10 tweets I have dubbed “Best.”


Compliments of RR_Anderson:

RR_Anderson RR Anderson
@NekoCase WALMART IS COMING TO THE CITY OF DESTINY! SEND HELP!


RR_Anderson RR Anderson
THE HOOF-PRINTS OF SATAN (walmart) PRANCE AT THE GATES OF DESTINY i.feedtacoma.com/Nick/is-walmar… #Tacoma


RR_Anderson RR Anderson
ENLIST TODAY IN THE WAR AGAINST WALMART!facebook.com/groups/1436741… #Tacomalmart


And the one I posted originally:


RR_Anderson RR Anderson
WE HAVE CONFIRMATION OF WAL*MART INVASION!!! blog.thenewstribune.com/business/2011/…DEFCON-4 ULTRA-RED ALERT HYPER-TEAM GO!


But the real winner of the day comes from an unknown twitter genius, who in response to my demands (you can’t prove it wasn’t me) posted seven tweets that are sure to put you in the Wal-Martmood. Sadly, the hash tag #protacomawalmart has been picked up by no one. (Warning, some of these [just one] may be offensive. Feel free to post mean rants in the comments section. I like comments).


chaosjoule
Hey guys…teens got loiter somewhere. #protacomawalmart


chaosjoule
I’ve heard that wal-mart will continue the elk sacrifices.#protacomawalmart #nbd


chaosjoule
When wal-mart comes, maybe they’ll hire the disembodied smiley face that follow me around.#protacomawalmart


chaosjoule
99 cent walkers. You will be able to build a mobile, shuffling palace for less than $10. #protacomawalmart


chaosjoule
Really looking forward to the cheap bundles of liberal bumperstickers I’ll be able to afford.#protacomawalmart


chaosjoule
They just filed intent papers. It doesn’t mean anything, just like a pregnancy.#protacomawalmart

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