Klow, klow, klow!!! Gladius laughs at you foolish mortals, as I take control of The Melon in its time of weakness. Now, Gladius, ruler of all things good and evil, also known as gleevil, shall rule The Melon with a mighty hammer fist, that no one, not even the ignorant King Thermious, ruler of the bees, can stop.

To those who doubt the great and immense…most immensely great power of Gladius, then go take a look at your refrigerator. Is there any chocolate cake in there? NO!!! Such is the infinite and unstoppa…infinitely unstoppable greatness of Gladius the…great.

KLOW, KLOW, KLOW, KLOW, KLOW!

At Gladius’ new helm of Tacoma interblog power, I shall lay claim to virtual property after virtual property until Gladius has complete control of the entire interblogs. Without the interblog, the planet will be in peril, and all will kneel before the Great of Gladius and my sword of gleevil. Klow! Klow! Klow!

Beware interblog Tacoma, gleevil has a new name, and it is Gladius the Great!