Sorry, Tacoma, but you asked for it. The Melon officially declares war on Tacoma Media (note: The Melon does not officially declare war on Tacoma Media, but acts only through individuals using The Melon as an outlet). As such, comics commemorating, celebrating and satirizing our favorite information kiddie-pools have been prepared and will be released weekly (or at a faster rate should we get bored) here on The Melon.  So sit back, relax and prepare to take these way too seriously.