A follow up to my twitter post earlier today… because yes, this is how dorky I am. Please enjoy the follow list of amusing, and potentially insensitive, twitter comments inspired by three or four that showed up in my twitter feed.




il_david david
Rush Limbaugh says there wasn’t an #earthquake, blames government conspiracy #p2 #tcot


LifesPoser Robert B.
#Romney says he’s sorry for #earthquake false alarm. Was actually him, remodeling White House in anticipation for 2012. #p2 #p21 #tcot


FullMtlPatriot FullMetalPatriot
RAAAAACISM! Barack Obama missed golf putt after earthquake struck – tgr.ph/ppCWty #tcot #earthquake #DCQuakeCRISIS


DrKaz Kaz
Now confirmed that DC #earthquake is human-caused. Tectonic plate finally self-correcting for huge shift to the right. #p2 #tcot


owillis Oliver Willis
Conservatives Can’t Decide If Obama Was Too Busy Golfing Or Biking To Stop The #Earthquake bit.ly/o4ZE8A #p2 #tcot #typical


RagingTeabagger RagingTeabagger
Would DC #Earthquake have happened if Obama hadn’t gone on vacation? Fox News gets to the bottom of it #p2 #tcot


Mattison Mattison
RT @daveweigel DEVELOPING: Darrell Issa launches inquiry into why Obama didn’t prevent the #earthquake #p2 #p21 #tcot


Obamapocalypse Captain Audacity
#Obama: “The nation is obviously still sitting on the “Bush Fault Line” that I inherited 3 years ago.” #earthquake #teaparty #tcot


redostoneage Truth Tweeter
Breaking: Obama Playing Golf at the time of #earthquake- Goodnews he made the Putt! bit.ly/qwjsdL #tcot #cnn #twisters


scrappleface Scott Ott
Apparently there’s a way to make something move in Washington D.C. #earthquake #tcot