In the age of decontextualization, the growing masses of self-important messages have plagued the internet with gossip-like banality in ways no one could have foreseen. While the off post may find its way to usefulness, the majority of tweets, status updates, and blahs drip with undeniable thoughtlessness. As caretakers of the thinking few, The Melon is pleased to offer this frequent commentary of the worse SIM of the day to awaken the inner scrutineer within us all.
And today’s winner is:
kim kardashian was on the teen choice awards…so watching them was not gay
Gi Joe= great fucking movie
I encourage you to post your own in the comments as you find them.
Note: this may get us into trouble. We’ll see what happens if that happens.