Posts Tagged ‘twitter

Tacoma Delivers: 10 Amazing Tweets on the Wal-Mart Invasion

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Friday, September 2nd, 2011

So, the Wal-mart story lost a bit of steam on Twitter as Tacoma politicos switched over to the potential teacher’s strike (I suggest Tacomamama’s twitter feed if you would like to relieve every detail surrounding that potential disaster), but that doesn’t mean nothing came of it. I had demanded better tweets, and I believe we received them.

We have two Tacoma-pians that are willing to represent the true spirit of Twitter while informing you of the devastating impact of the Wal-Mart invasion, in the 10 tweets I have dubbed “Best.”


Compliments of RR_Anderson:

RR_Anderson RR Anderson
@NekoCase WALMART IS COMING TO THE CITY OF DESTINY! SEND HELP!


RR_Anderson RR Anderson
THE HOOF-PRINTS OF SATAN (walmart) PRANCE AT THE GATES OF DESTINY i.feedtacoma.com/Nick/is-walmar… #Tacoma


RR_Anderson RR Anderson
ENLIST TODAY IN THE WAR AGAINST WALMART!facebook.com/groups/1436741… #Tacomalmart


And the one I posted originally:


RR_Anderson RR Anderson
WE HAVE CONFIRMATION OF WAL*MART INVASION!!! blog.thenewstribune.com/business/2011/…DEFCON-4 ULTRA-RED ALERT HYPER-TEAM GO!


But the real winner of the day comes from an unknown twitter genius, who in response to my demands (you can’t prove it wasn’t me) posted seven tweets that are sure to put you in the Wal-Martmood. Sadly, the hash tag #protacomawalmart has been picked up by no one. (Warning, some of these [just one] may be offensive. Feel free to post mean rants in the comments section. I like comments).


chaosjoule
Hey guys…teens got loiter somewhere. #protacomawalmart


chaosjoule
I’ve heard that wal-mart will continue the elk sacrifices.#protacomawalmart #nbd


chaosjoule
When wal-mart comes, maybe they’ll hire the disembodied smiley face that follow me around.#protacomawalmart


chaosjoule
99 cent walkers. You will be able to build a mobile, shuffling palace for less than $10. #protacomawalmart


chaosjoule
Really looking forward to the cheap bundles of liberal bumperstickers I’ll be able to afford.#protacomawalmart


chaosjoule
They just filed intent papers. It doesn’t mean anything, just like a pregnancy.#protacomawalmart


#earthquake + #p2 + #tcot = One Crazy Twitter Feed

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Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

A follow up to my twitter post earlier today… because yes, this is how dorky I am. Please enjoy the follow list of amusing, and potentially insensitive, twitter comments inspired by three or four that showed up in my twitter feed.




il_david david
Rush Limbaugh says there wasn’t an #earthquake, blames government conspiracy #p2 #tcot


LifesPoser Robert B.
#Romney says he’s sorry for #earthquake false alarm. Was actually him, remodeling White House in anticipation for 2012. #p2 #p21 #tcot


FullMtlPatriot FullMetalPatriot
RAAAAACISM! Barack Obama missed golf putt after earthquake struck – tgr.ph/ppCWty #tcot #earthquake #DCQuakeCRISIS


DrKaz Kaz
Now confirmed that DC #earthquake is human-caused. Tectonic plate finally self-correcting for huge shift to the right. #p2 #tcot


owillis Oliver Willis
Conservatives Can’t Decide If Obama Was Too Busy Golfing Or Biking To Stop The #Earthquake bit.ly/o4ZE8A #p2 #tcot #typical


RagingTeabagger RagingTeabagger
Would DC #Earthquake have happened if Obama hadn’t gone on vacation? Fox News gets to the bottom of it #p2 #tcot


Mattison Mattison
RT @daveweigel DEVELOPING: Darrell Issa launches inquiry into why Obama didn’t prevent the #earthquake #p2 #p21 #tcot


Obamapocalypse Captain Audacity
#Obama: “The nation is obviously still sitting on the “Bush Fault Line” that I inherited 3 years ago.” #earthquake #teaparty #tcot


redostoneage Truth Tweeter
Breaking: Obama Playing Golf at the time of #earthquake- Goodnews he made the Putt! bit.ly/qwjsdL #tcot #cnn #twisters


scrappleface Scott Ott
Apparently there’s a way to make something move in Washington D.C. #earthquake #tcot


A Glossary of Political #hashtags (and a discription of what that means)

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Tuesday, August 23rd, 2011

I started using twitter about a week before I was hired for a job where I’d be in charge of social media. Coincidentally, I made my profile about an hour after the interview was scheduled. I wasn’t too worried, after all I’d had a facebook since the days where .edu mattered, and a MySpace before that. What was it that twitter had to offer that these other sites did not provide?

Well, let me name a few:

  • a live news feed with actual news and up-to-the second reports of things (that you presumably care about) that are happening now;
  • a 160 character limit that stops those annoying people who don’t understand how to use social media from monologueing;
  • a system of tagging people that let’s you tag ANYONE in a post;
  • very limited privacy settings so you can actually see what people have to say (twitter is all about stalking); and
  • and a medium age group between 30 and 40, because twitter really appeals to businesses, organizations, and non profits who need a channel to get their news and information out into the world.
  • This was all easy to pick up on after I managed to follow about five friends and twenty of my favorite nonprofits, comedians, brands, and then another twenty news-outlets.

    The only thing that left me confuddled was their method of searching. You can search for anything. Say you search for “Lynda Foster,” you will get results from anyone who wrote that in any post, and on the side bar people with the name, or tag name, Lynda Foster (me!). But if you searched for #lyndafoster, you would only see comments that specifically used the exact phrase #lyndafoster. Indeed, useing the hash tag (hash tag = #) makes those words pop out in searches, and allows you to create something that is “trending.”

    When you make a hash tag on twitter, it turns blue and people can click on it to be taken to a page that shows all the latest posts with that hash tag. If your post is on that thread then people with similar interests browsing the thread will have a chance to see it (possibly giving you publicity or increasing your followers).

    Hashtags are used to describe a theme in a very short way (remember, 160 characters to work with). Some of them start up and last a few weeks, some of them are used by one person once and are never picked up by others, and some of them become universally understood and, by declaration of mass use, official.

    I feel compelled to point out the risks using hashtags. When something is “trending” it is used by so many people it is amongst the most popular topics in the world, and gets listed on the twitter main page. Often this is for a reason. When #notguilty was trending, the business that tweeted: “Who’s #notguilty about eating all the tasty treats they want?!” took a lot of PR heat. The hashtag #notguilty was trending because of that whole Casey Anthony “not guilty” verdict controversy, and it was considered offensive that a company would try to profit off of it.

    So, in order to help your understanding of political hash tags, and to help any of your political tweets make it onto threads, below are some a list of hash tags, mostly “official,” used within Washington state and national politics. If I’m missing some (especially funny topics that I did not research in detail) post them in the comment section! I may add it to the list.

    General WA state political terms:
    #WAleg: Washington Legislature (heavily used when session is in)
    #WAGov: Washington Government (often interchangeable with WAleg)
    #WABudget: Washington Budget (I don’t see this that often, but during budget negotiations it’s a topic to follow)
    #WAdem: Washington democrats
    #wcot: Washington conservatives
    #WAgop: Washington Republicans, or “Grand Old Party”

    National Political Hash tags:
    #tcot: Generally, top conservatives on twitter. But there are a few “fun” definitions if you follow the link.
    #GOP: Republican, or “Grand Old” party
    #HCR: Health Care Reform
    #P2: (As defined on tagdef.com) A resource for progressives using social media who prioritize diversity and empowerment, the “progressive batchannel”, and an umbrella tag for information for progressives on Twitter. There is now simple directory of progressives associated with the #p2 tag.

    This last election:
    #waelex – Washington election (used during this last primary)
    #99tunnel – Things related to the referendum in Seattle on whether or not to dig the tunnel in Seattle.
    #SaveMetro – The Seattle metro campaign (it’ll do better then Prop 1 in Pierce County did)
    #Tacoma school board – The only word to get linked is “Tacoma” but it’s what Dextor Gordon’s campaign was using.
    #Tacoma city council – Sure, it was only used once according to my search results, but you get the picture.

    Serious topical hash tags:
    #FAA: (national) Related to the FFA budget issue that was going on a few weeks back.
    #StopGregoire: References that the Freedom Foundation is suing Washington Governor Christine Gregoire for her (allegedly) illegal use of “executive privilege” to hide public information from Washington citizens.
    #Compromise: (national) Encouraged by President Obama during the debt ceiling debate to urge republican law makers to compromise.
    #supercommittee: (national, and hey, Patty Murray!) The committee of 12 congressmen and senators who will have to negotiate a plan to reduce the deficit, as decided in the debt limit compromise.
    #Amesdebate – (national) Referencing the recent Ames debate in Iowa.
    #debtceiling – (national) You have probably heard of this.

    Less serious topical hash tags (I didn’t look too hard for these, there are definitely many more):
    #AccordingtoPalin: Created by the Daily Show after Sarah Palin’s Paul Revere gaff.
    #ChangeUCanStepN: As in: “Makes sense that Obama’s black BS bus looks like a hearse. It carries the death of America’s hopes, dreams, & future. #tcot #ChangeUCanStepN”

    Painfully obvious things I won’t explain (but are still used so often they deserve a mention):
    #teaparty
    #jobs
    #economy
    #education
    #debt


    The Melon’s Fancy New Social Media Bar

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    Thursday, September 30th, 2010

    “What is that orange bar creeping on the bottom of my screen?” you may be asking yourself.

    “Why are you talking to your computer?” I’ll politely respond.

    In all seriousness, you likely have noticed that The Melon has inserted a social media bar created by wibiya onto the entirety of our site. The bar provides hot links to a ton of social media pages like our facebook page, our twitter, videos we’ve made on youtube and even a link to donate to keep us rolling (hint: donate to keep The Melon rolling. We do all of our work pro-bono, just so you know).

    What’s more is the new bar provides ways to connect to other real live people by sharing articles you like on facebook and twitter or joining a live chat when there are other Melonites perusing the site. (I’m going to make an effort to be on that chat if you ever want to drop me a line.)

    So what was the impetus for adding this bar? Sure, we’d love more donations from you lovely people. But what we’d like to see most of all is interaction.

    We, at The Melon, like to think we provide a lot of good resources, media, information and discussion opportunities and we want to see that continue to happen and in higher volume. Already since adding the bar, we’ve seen more sharing of articles on facebook and twitter and hope that will lead to more eyes and more discussion therefore more interest in what we’re doing and more opportunities to create more work. We’re hoping that this bar will help to sustain a cycle of buzz and discussion that will keep The Melon juicy.

    That being said, your opinion is far more important. Is the bar and eyesore? Do you use it? Do you like it? Do you want it gone? If the bar was made out of cheese, would you eat it? Let me know what you think about it. If enough people don’t like it then I’m happy to banish it back into the bowels of the internet. Until then, I hope you’ll give it a try and help The Melon and all of the great stuff that we do reach your friends and beyond.

    Sincerely,

    Elliot Trotter
    Creative Manager, The Melon


    More Security Failures in the Intarwebz

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    Friday, November 20th, 2009

    2438005410_6100c23246Last summer, I brought you the story of how the Domain Name System (DNS) was under threat and how many of the world’s top tech companies were working together to solve it. Unfortunately, not everyone has updated the software on their servers to fix this flaw. While it’s not as big of a threat as it was last summer, it still poses a danger to the web. Almost a year ago, I explained a flaw in the encryption system that you use to securely connect to online banking sites and to safely purchase goods from Amazon, eBay, and many others. Today there’s more news about ways for that encryption (https) can fail.


    The new attack is what’s known as a “man in the middle” attack. What this means is that some evildoer, or someone who just wants your money, watches your network and waits for you to go to your bank’s website. When you do that, the evildoer inserts himself in the middle of the communication and can start adding to the information that’s going back and forth. This allows him to do all sorts of nasty stuff from stealing your online banking information to tricking your browser to download malicious software onto your computer. Ideally, this is one of the things that the encryption is supposed to prevent. If all the communication between you and the server is protected with encryption, no one can insert themselves into your conversation. However, there is a flaw in the design of the protocol which allows this to happen at a crucial moment.


    The flaw was came to prominence a few weeks ago, but many researchers said that the flaw was so difficult to exploit that it wouldn’t be a serious security threat. Then, a few days ago, a Turkish student used the flaw to steal some user names and passwords for Twitter. Fear not, he was not being malicious, but simply proving to the security community that this is a serious flaw that needs to be taken seriously instead of simply being dismissed. Twitter has since made changes to prevent the same thing from happening again and industry groups have begun meetings to determine a more permanent fix for this problem. These meetings have been going on since September, but it’s unclear if a solution has been found yet. This, like the other security problems I’ve written about before, will be fixed soon, but it will take a long time for the fix to go into wide use. It’s also a reminder that even our best and brightest will make mistakes sometimes with wide ranging impacts on our economy and the way we communicate.


    image by http://www.flickr.com/photos/23905174@N00/


    Worst SIM (Self.Important.Message) of the Day

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    Monday, August 10th, 2009

    In the age of decontextualization, the growing masses of self-important messages have plagued the internet with gossip-like banality in ways no one could have foreseen.  While the off post may find its way to usefulness, the majority of tweets, status updates, and blahs drip with undeniable thoughtlessness. As caretakers of the thinking few, The Melon is pleased to offer this frequent commentary of the worse SIM of the day to awaken the inner scrutineer within us all.


    And today’s winner is:


    iamjacobblack

    kim kardashian was on the teen choice awards…so watching them was not gay


    Close second:


    MattyTets

    Gi Joe= great fucking movie


    I encourage you to post your own in the comments as you find them.


    Note: this may get us into trouble. We’ll see what happens if that happens.


    The Melon ONLINE – Connect with Us!

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    Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

    seedyNow you can connect to The Melon via all of those fun little online gizmos:


    Twitter


    Facebook


    You Tube


    Vimeo


    Minutaur (BRAND NEW!)


    Won’t you be our friend?